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Lesa, my friend calls me Fascha
"man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"
I'm pissed, lets take our anger out on the foreigners, bomb the japs
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:either that or a rape in a dark alley waiting to happen
Bullshit
My Bestest Friend, Spanky
Lets call it D-Day
Contact Me
Nudie Magazine Day
Look Ma! A chunk of fiberglass!
Sayonara Lucy
Free the Goat! Kill the Bitch!
Thats my Liver, You Dick!
Look Ma - I'm roadkill!!
Hellholes (as in plural)
The Lump Sum
mary get the fuck outta my car *swish swish clunk clunk..* oops there she goes..oops now there I go
*Lover*
Poem from Aaron
My Bestest Friend, Spanky

My Best Friend in the world: Mary Walters

Well, I couldn't remember you moved to Youngsville. I'm still thinking of you in Tiona, the good old days (and running around your trailor in Winter without shoes..??)

Well your my best friend, but i have a question for ya...who the fuck flew out first? OR...did you just jump after you saw me go out? We were just practicing our extreme sports again and it backfired.
 
When you think back of all the things I did for you, forget about the whole hospitalization thing and your need for therapy, but remember that I got you lots of cash - $$Cha-Ching$$ Just don't think about how much your lawyer is going to take though.

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Pimpin' in Lucy!

What a job!

Don't worry Mary. We'll get a new vehicle to pimp in. Lucy wasn't workin' for me anymore anyway. We need something better!

Pornography

Mary Walters LOVES porn!! She watches it all the time! Especially if it has Michael Jackson in it -- he's her daddy! She also loves her NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! So any of you looking for a get well gift for her, for god sake, buy the girl some porn.