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Lesa, my friend calls me Fascha
"man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"
I'm pissed, lets take our anger out on the foreigners, bomb the japs
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:either that or a rape in a dark alley waiting to happen
Bullshit
My Bestest Friend, Spanky
Lets call it D-Day
Contact Me
Nudie Magazine Day
Look Ma! A chunk of fiberglass!
Sayonara Lucy
Free the Goat! Kill the Bitch!
Thats my Liver, You Dick!
Look Ma - I'm roadkill!!
Hellholes (as in plural)
The Lump Sum
mary get the fuck outta my car *swish swish clunk clunk..* oops there she goes..oops now there I go
*Lover*
Poem from Aaron
Bullshit

If you don't know how it happened or what all went on, shut the fuck up because you don't know shit...you just weren't there so stop starting rumors.

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Lesa (the person kicking Luella's ass)

I've heard plenty of bullshit stories as to what happened.
 
1. We were NOT drag racing with Craig. He was way ahead of us. He didn't even see the accident, someone flagged him down.
2. I heard there was a rumor going around that we died..we may have been in the hospital awhile, but obviously, we did not die.
3. We did not cross over the yellow lane into her lane and hit her. There were marks from my tires to proove that.
4. We were not drinking and driving. For those of you who know me, I'm not stupid enough to do that.
5. We didn't get charged with anything. I still have my license, but obviously can't drive right now.
6. Mary was not driving my car, I was. I've learned my lesson there, lol (no offense Mary).
7. We were not paralyzed you stupid fucks.
8. Mary's jaw was not ripped off - you people are fucking demented.
9. At no point was it that I only had 72 hours to live -- sorry to disappoint you.

That is all the rumors I've heard so far, but there probably is more that I just don't know about.