Bye Bye Blue Buggy

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Lesa, my friend calls me Fascha
"man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"
I'm pissed, lets take our anger out on the foreigners, bomb the japs
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:either that or a rape in a dark alley waiting to happen
Bullshit
My Bestest Friend, Spanky
Lets call it D-Day
Contact Me
Nudie Magazine Day
Look Ma! A chunk of fiberglass!
Sayonara Lucy
Free the Goat! Kill the Bitch!
Thats my Liver, You Dick!
Look Ma - I'm roadkill!!
Hellholes (as in plural)
The Lump Sum
mary get the fuck outta my car *swish swish clunk clunk..* oops there she goes..oops now there I go
*Lover*
Poem from Aaron
Sayonara Lucy

Mary - I'm sorry, the pimp wagon is gone now.

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Well my car is in pieces, and I'm not sure where some of them went. Like my tire, or the antenna. But at least the airbags worked...but I don't think they came out til I was already airborne.

Who wants to buy my car? I'll sell it for say $11,000. No takers? Going once...twice...SOLD to the dumbass insurance guys. Have fun with this fix-up project.

Well I guess it doesn't matter anymore that the front fog light valance was held up by zip ties. Damn snow banks, lol. I don't suppose I can fix the rest of it with zip ties, huh? Too bad -- its like macGyver or some shit :)

Need to take your aggression out? Give me 5 bucks and I'll give you an hour to beat the fuck out of my car. You won't believe how great you'll feel afterwards.

MARY LOVES PORN AND I DON'T CARE!